John's Valentine's Day Show at Elsewhere NYC

[LadyLazarus]

Posted this on my Facebook today, too, but thought I would extend the same offer to my buds here:
Due to extraordinary circumstances (i.e. me being on the other side of the world at the time), I will not be able to make the John Maus show on Valentine's Day at Elsewhere in NYC. I would give my ticket away if I could afford it, but I will have to charge thirty dollars to cover fees. This is a SOLD OUT event and I wish I had Hermione Granger's time turner so I could be in two places at once because it is going to be fucking glorious. If you want it, hit me up. I figured I would ask friends first before inciting the vultures already circling the event page.