The John Maus dating profile post!!

[dean]

Do you remember a long while ago that there was a jokey John Maus dating profile that he wrote (and I think since deleted), it was talking about what he was looking for in an ideal woman. It went on to describe this amazing creature..... bits I can remember were things such as hating the gym, but having a well toned body. I'm paraphrasing bits.

Does anybody have the full text?

[halffinished]

Ewwwwww, imagine dating this dude? You’d be all, “Yeah, please – put that bullet in your head! By all means! Be my guest!” and then he’d just keep on crying in the corner and you’d roll your eyes so hard they’d fall out of their sockets and plop onto the floor. But still: this jam’s kinda boss, and no one else has ever sung of fingerbanging so poetically. That’s something to be proud of, Sexy Mr. Maus. (Liz)

[AppTrans]

Unshackle Galleries sounds like a good album title for John